Perez Hilton is a media Mongol.– some chick from school, who clearly doesn’t know what a Mongol or a mogul is
Fuck yeah, ballroom!
How many bullets does it take to make a bitch shut up? The answer turned out to...– my brother’s TV commentary
In honor of another new season of ANTM: The Many...
Words of Karl Wisdom #2
I don't speak american sign language
What? I can't hear you...
...See what I did there?
no, I'm blind
Words of Karl Wisdom #1
Is there a reverse-Stockholm syndrome?
Yea, it's called being a complete pussy.
Hey there, Tumblr!